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Arkansas-LSU is so chilly the gamers are ingesting broth on the sidelines

The frozen tundra is often related to the Inexperienced Bay Packers and Lambeau Area, however this week it may be transferred to Donald W. Reynolds Stadium in Fayetteville.

At kickoff at this time, the excessive was 41 levels, which is REALLY FREAKING COLD.

Earlier than you ask, sure I’m a Southerner and sure I’m from Florida.

Arkansas and LSU is at present being performed within the frigid climate often called ‘November soccer’, and I’m unsure if both crew was actually ready. Earlier than the sport, groundskeeping crews at Arkansas tried to thaw out the sector utilizing the sprinklers, as a result of the sprinklers put out heat water.

The Tigers and Razorbacks are nonetheless making an attempt to regulate to taking part in within the freezing hell often called ‘November soccer’. The Tigers are doing the extraordinarily Southern methodology of ingesting each sizzling liquid identified to man on the sideline, together with hen broth, which brings up so many questions.

My first query, clearly, is how are they getting this hen broth? Is there some graduate assistant down beneath the stadium cooking up a witches brew of hen broth, then wheeling it out to the sideline? Have they got a participant’s aunt making hen broth on the sideline, as a result of that’s the one broth I need to drink.

My subsequent query is which courageous soldier blended all three with some Powerade? I’m not saying it might be good however it might provide the shot of vitality that you just want and also you get all of your nutritional vitamins in there too. It’s like a heat preworkout, ought to offer you all of the vitality you want. If sufficient individuals learn this story I’ll make the witches brew of espresso, hen broth, sizzling chocolate and Powerade.

Soccer is all about adapting to outlive, and LSU appears to be adapting properly to the frozen wasteland.



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