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Man throws arduous seltzer cans at Ted Cruz throughout Astros parade

Ted Cruz (center) attempts to duck a Truly.

Ted Cruz (heart) makes an attempt to duck a Actually.
Screenshot: @wcgroovy/Twitter

Sen. Ted Cruz popped his head out of its dwelling, and as with most moles, some bystander tried whacking it with a mallet. Throughout the Houston Astros World Collection parade, Cruz thought it could be a good suggestion to offer drunk folks a shifting goal and hopped on the again of a Hummer to as soon as once more bask within the glory of different folks’s success.

Then somebody threw a few cans of Actually at him.

Beer can thrown at Sen. Ted Cruz throughout Astros World Collection parade in downtown Houston

The alleged beverage thrower was identified by a member of Cruz’s element and the person was subsequently arrested by Houston police. Joseph Halm Arcidiacono, 33, was charged with aggravated assault and his bail was set at $40,000.

Within the video, Cruz raises a forearm to attempt to stave off the wayward White Claw but it surely finally ends up hitting him within the chest and neck space anyway. He didn’t require medical consideration, and later tweeted that fortunately the man had a “noodle for an arm.”

That’s fucking hysterical, Ted, now go to the subsequent rally so your individual occasion can hurl drinks and insults at you. Is there a dunk tank, or does Blofeld simply shock you in your chair at random?

The query I’ve for Arcidiacono is, was it value it? Your folks are going to offer you shit any time you decide up a malt beverage from now till eternity.

“Be careful, guys, Joe’s has just a few Excessive Noons in him, that look in his eyes, and a roadie in his again pocket.”

If I have been his lawyer, I’d give the Patrick Mahomes excuse and say he wasn’t throwing 12 ounces of malt liquor on the senator as a lot as he was providing him one thing tasty to chug and possibly go viral. It’s not like he broke into his house and allegedly assaulted his partner with a hammer. 

Anywho, completely satisfied Election Day. Go vote.



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