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Ryan Leaf makes enjoyable of Jets for drafting ‘Mormon Ryan Leaf’ Zach Wilson


Mormon Ryan Leaf

Mormon Ryan Leaf
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Jets followers haven’t had week. As Al Michaels as soon as so elegantly put it, “They’ve had a worse week than Harvey Weinstein.”

First, their offense will get obliterated by the New England Patriots’ protection. But, by some miracle, the Jets had been nonetheless within the sport all the way down to the ultimate whistle. Lo and behold although, because the Jets tried to punt the ball away and pressure additional time, the Patriots scored their first punt return landing since Gunner Olszewski’s glow-up sport in opposition to the Chargers in 2020. After the sport, the supposed franchise quarterback, Zach Wilson, blamed the protection for his or her loss, during which the Jets scored three factors, want I remind you. He proceeds to get benched for Mike White, assuaging a few of the ache Jets’ followers had been feeling, however simply when all was beginning to lookup, who else however the second-most notorious bust QB of all time has to take to Twitter and annihilate each Jets’ fan in a 10-mile radius.

From the highest rope, Leaf simply dunks on this fan’s head with no regret by any means. Take into consideration the kids, Ryan! Take into consideration all the children in center college proudly sporting their…Mark Sanchez jerseys? What jerseys do younger Jets followers put on these days? Like Sauce Gardner is a rookie, so he’ll have some however he’s not a throwback. Are there any viable throwback Jets jerseys? Nick Mangold? Darelle Revis? [Editor’s note: Revis is a solid choice.] That’s simply unhappy.

Again to the purpose, Ryan! It’s a must to take into consideration all the children of their Jets’ memorabilia, comfortable to really feel like part of one thing larger than themselves. They’re not going to wish to be followers after getting a actuality test from the man drafted proper after Peyton Manning! That stated, I perceive feeling the necessity to eviscerate strangers on-line. We’ve all fallen into that lure a time or two, and Leaf couldn’t have executed the assault any higher.

Ryan Leaf

Ryan Leaf
Picture: Getty Pictures

With out hesitation, Leaf attacked this man, Twitter person @RJBJrThe3rd’s whole level of being. I imply, his Twitter bio is actually “The Jets and Knicks are so good.” Certain, he’s solely 20 years outdated, however that’s an grownup. He’s taken Enterprise 101, and so long as he was paying consideration in school, he ought to’ve discovered on the primary day, that the relativity between “How a lot you fuck round” and “How a lot you’re going to search out out” is a straight line. The extra you fuck round, the extra you’re gonna discover out. And after stepping into Leaf’s enterprise, he came upon actual fast.

Instantly, the Twitter person was in protection mode, dropping the basic “STFU” on Leaf. He additionally made enjoyable of a complete faith, which is rarely a great way to get the general public in your facet. It was an attention-grabbing maneuver. Did it repay? Under no circumstances. Leaf spent practically three years in a Montana jail from March 2012 to December 2014 on housebreaking and drug expenses. He was purported to serve 5 years however bought out early. Based mostly on this Twitter thread, we are able to solely assume he spent these days locked up fascinated about how sorry the New York Jets franchise was/is.

It’s onerous to argue in opposition to Leaf. The Jets have misplaced 9 straight in opposition to their division rival New England Patriots and 17 of their final 20. Within the final ten years, they’ve by no means completed higher than second of their division and have just one profitable season. They haven’t reached the playoffs in that span, which might’t be stated about each different crew of their division. Throughout numerous seasons, the crew’s main receiver was Jeremy Kerley (twice), Quincy Enunwa, and a person who as soon as claimed he was going to nut in a cop’s spouse’s eye (twice as nicely). We can also’t overlook in regards to the butt fumble.

It’s been a tragic existence, however I’ll give props to Jets followers, I haven’t seen too many baggage on heads. You put on that ugly inexperienced jersey with pleasure, it doesn’t matter what any fallen quarterback has to say. Perhaps simply go away the Ryan Leaf jokes to the professionals although.

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